I have been wanting to do this kind of post for a really long time! :)
Hope you all enjoy it...
I have so many ANCIENT J. Crew catalogs, including a handful from (gulp) the '90s, and whenever I have a few moments, I peruse the older ones as part of nostalgia for my youth.
(My severely misguided sartorial youth, but we will see evidence of that a bit later.)
One day it occurred to me..."would I wear the outfit I am seeing in this old catalog--as styled--if J. Crew (or x company) issued it again?" Often the answer is "yes," especially with any J. Crew from 2003-2008, but in the catalogs from before then the answer is "OMG, no, please dear God, leave it there with Roxette and this hairstyle that Hugh Grant made popular."
I sometimes (sometimes) can find a piece or two that is redeeming, but they are definitely far and few between.
All of this may well be because I wore the originals non-ironically (crazy twenty-something hipsters are wearing oh so ironically, yikes) but some of these older catalog images give me the skeevies. LOL.
So, I ask you..."if it came back today, would you wear it?"
Source: Summer 1994 J. Crew Catalog. I am specifically looking at the LONG prairie dress at the right, but go ahead and have fun with the shorts/top/plaid shirt combo on the left. (And those shoes. The fisherman sandals. I confess, I had a few pair...and may have worn them to my college graduation. At least I was an Anthropology major.)
Source: Summer 1994 J. Crew Catalog. Long, merlot, flowy, and not one accessory. Minimalism 90s at its best!
Source: Summer 1994 J. Crew catalog cover. Very appealing cover (really)! These are all male items, fwiw.
I had a WINTER version of the merlot dress...and because I was super-challenged style wise, I actually wore this in 1997. I was really behind the times, clearly. :)
Wow. That dress is LONG. And very much placing me firmly in the sister wife category.
(So you all know, at this point I was working with a boatload of LDS--aka Mormon--co-workers at the House of Representatives. They always ALWAYS thought I was a fellow LDS until I would bring in a HUGE steaming cup of coffee into the office, usually because of a night of wine drinking the evening before made me a bit bleary-eyed. I am not even kidding you. BTW, my LDS co-workers were always way more stylish than I...I definitely was always the most covered-up and the most blah. Yeah, I know, me "queen of the print" was a big fan of the solids, from head to freaking toe.)
Okay this one is from 1994, so more in time with the actual catalog. This was a Pier One dress and because it was LONG and covered-up and the pattern was fairly simple, I was all over it. (And clearly all over the really dark lipstick, yet another trend from the 90s that I really think should just stay there.)
So it should be fairly obvious that I will go nowhere near this trend, ever EVER again.
You all have a great night!
P.S. If you really want a LONG red dress, here's a potential candidate. ;)